Samus Needs Some Privacy

Over at my group #SamusIsNotASexToy I was having a group debate [link] Somewhere in the comments, *Nofairatu had said the following:

Ah, so the Zero Suit ws correct. Neat! Makes sense; if nothing else Samus will want to take a shower sometime. Or go to the bathroom! Samus: "Ridley, for crying out loud, I'm doing the pee-pee dance here. Go away and give a girl some privacy for a minute, would you?" (Samus takes the opportunity to restock her missiles as well as hit the can.) "Oh, Ridleeyyyy...come here..."

And I had to make it into a comic

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